Wisdom of the Monkey King (#33)

Monkey King say:
“Anytime you feel stressed all you need to do is ask yourself…
Will this matter in 20 years?”

Monkey King accidentally a whole depressions

Wisdom of the Monkey King (#32)

Monkey King say:

“That butterfly in China must have gone through the sewers cause I can see a shitstorm closing in.”

Wisdom of the Monkey King (#I ll figure this out tomorrow)

Monkey King say:
When smoking that huge joint and you get to the point wehn it’s finished and you stand(figuratively speaking) there looking at the roach and think that there might be something left and decide to go for that last drag…
DON’T
You ‘re gonna cough your lungs out.

Wisdom of the Monkey King (#31)

Monkey King say:
“Be careful when around people who make assumptions based on the limited dataset of their own perception but support them as if they were something more than a temporary alteration of their viewpoint triggered by some random and usually irrelevant events.
Be scared when around people who redefine their identity and ideology so that it looks good with their new pair of shoes.”

Wisdom of the Monkey King (#30)

Monkey King say:

Always keep your weed AWAY from your tobacco bag… especially if you ‘re taking that bag to work!

woof woof (or whatever sound monkey maek xD)

Wisdom of the money king (#whatever)

Monkey king say:

Migraines fucking suck!

Wisdom of the Monkey King (#29)

Monkey King say:

Life is what happens while you ‘re waiting for your torrents to download.

Wisdom of the Monkey King (#28)

Monkey King say:

Here we go again… but…but…but… wait…

it’s not a circle…

It’s a spiral!

Are we moving towards the center or are we trying to distance ourselves from it?

Wisdom of the Monkey King (#27)

Monkey King say:

Life has the annoying habbit of informing you about gravity and all that junk ONLY when you ‘re high up in the clouds. :/

Fuck that shit I say. 

Rawwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!1111111

Wisdom of the Monkey King (#26)

Monkey King say:

Life: The endless struggle to define an existence through rebelion and expression of one’s uniqueness and individuality…. As one progresses through life the expression of this uniqueness switches from Jim Morisson to Ennio Moriccone and ends with shopping at Morissons instead of Tesco.