Imaging lingo #1

June 11, 2009

How to detect a clickable area (coloured grey in this instance) inside an image sprite (back color is black)

on mouseleave me
cursor 0
end

on mouseenter me
thename= sprite(me.spritenum).member.name
theimage=member(thename).image
end

on mousewithin me
thename=sprite(me.spritenum).member.name
pointinmember= sprite(me.spritenum).mapstagetomember(_mouse.mouseloc)
theimage=member(thename).image
thepix=theimage.getpixel(pointinmember)
if thepix=color( 128, 128, 128 ) then
cursor 3
else
cursor 0
end if
end

<3 imaging lingo!!111 ;D


Wisdom of the Monkey King (#33)

March 4, 2009

Monkey King say:
“Anytime you feel stressed all you need to do is ask yourself…
Will this matter in 20 years?”

Monkey King accidentally a whole depressions


Death is the road to Awe

February 20, 2009

Sequence of events:
Me walking down the road.
Passes by a “The wrestler” poster.
Before turning to look in the other direction in disgust, my eyes catch the name “Darren Aronofsky” on the poster.
Me goes in and watches the wrestler.
Comes out of the cinema with tears in his eyes.
Decides to catch up on Aronofsky’s other works.
Rents “The Fountain”.
Watches it over and over and over and over again again again.
I don’t know if this guy will turn out to be the best director ever… but he definitely is my favorite.
All his films said the exact same thing it appears…
Anyways here’s some of the best footage I ‘ve seen on a screen for years…


It all comes back to you.

January 15, 2009

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December 17, 2008

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Wisdom of the Monkey King (#32)

December 5, 2008

Monkey King say:

“That butterfly in China must have gone through the sewers cause I can see a shitstorm closing in.”


ahh teh joy

December 5, 2008

Diz mornin I was faced with a very interesting question!

How much ass does the new wordpress facelift kick?

The answer?

|——————|                                              ^<—this much

Values are in kg :)


Insult (#1)

December 3, 2008

No no no you got it all wrong!
I hate PEOPLE because I am anti social..
I hate YOU because you ‘re an idiot!


Wisdom of the Monkey King (#I ll figure this out tomorrow)

December 2, 2008

Monkey King say:
When smoking that huge joint and you get to the point wehn it’s finished and you stand(figuratively speaking) there looking at the roach and think that there might be something left and decide to go for that last drag…
DON’T
You ‘re gonna cough your lungs out.


I just lost “The game”

November 28, 2008

Yup I just lost “the game“… again :(