Puns 2008

Oh fuck it…

We all know what’s gonna happen :p

Been holding these puns for too long to avoid influencing the elections.

So without further delay i give you tomorrow’s headlines:

McCain … fries.

Palin turns … pale.

Jo the plumber … goes down the drain.

I ll have a double maverick with cheeze kthxbai.

Republican’t senator John McCain’t loses election to black guy with funny name that sounds something like Borat Osama.

McCain supports offshore drooling and chooses Sarah (ap)Palin(g) to prove it!

Jo unable to fix voter leakage to the democratic party.

Once you go Barack you don’t go back…

etc etc :p

Congrats to the man(and those who voted for him) !

This blog endorses Rolf Nader ;p

/psyx

PS feel free to add your own as a comment ;D

****BReaking News****

Jo the voting machine repairman just had a heart attack.